How to use a inground/in-the-floor Urinal, pictures MAYBE later.
1. Make sure to come armed with toiletry, overestimate in case of emergency.
2. Position facing rounded curvature of the urinal.
3. If you have weak thigh muscles, use your left or right hand to hold your balance on the stall wall behind you.
4. Squat eventually. I know that's difficult if you're proportioned like a woman due to the relative size of the urinal, but apparently these were designed for women with manly, curveless bodies.
5. Pee hard, like a race-horse. Think racey thoughts. The harder you pee, the less likely the pee flow will veer to the side and proceed to accumulate around your feet OUTSIDE the urinal. If you pee slowly, it will drip off your rump causing a very uncomfortable sensation and most likely NOT drip into the urinal due to your curvy woman parts.
6. Use your excess toiletry to clean the war zone.
7. Put your toilet paper in the adjacent trash basket.
8. Flush.
9. Wash your hands in COLD unheated water during mid-winter.
10. Rinse and repeat as necessary.
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